Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
that feeling you get when you have a cold of HOW CAN ONE PERSON CONTAIN SO MUCH SNOT???????????????!!!!!!
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
poland u ok
(Source: bitch-i-might-be-hannibal)
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
I’m actually a little cut that my mum forgot to call me back D:
(Source: dicapriotastic)
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Just curious if I too can summon user pizza…
Gary Numan & the Tubeway Army - Stormtrooper in Drag LIVE 1994
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
Just felt a flood of sadness through me when I remembered I no longer do gig photography :\
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You know I had to pirate the Book Thief? I don’t even know how to feel about that
My friend on ebooks
